June 2011
25 posts
“MY THROAT IS KILLING ME!”
CLOSE TO THE VEG: Pesto pasta pine nut pick-me-up →
closetotheveg:
Orecchiette is the only pasta to be created by taking moulds from the brains of super-intelligent mini turtles. It’s still technically a vegetarian food - the turtles volunteer their brains for moulding and then sell half the orecchiette to Italian chefs and the other half to turtle swim team competitors and Jewish turtles.
“Sundays - It should be called ‘sometimesitssunnydays’”
“Tumblr on my phone. #WIN”
“Hold on tightly, let go lightly…”
– Not really the case…
“Looks like I’ve been attacked by a rake!”
– Shit day. 